You've been punk'd

James again

I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of the delegates who I had an opportunity to talk with on Thursday night. It was an absolute pleasure to talk to nice, interesting people. But unfortunately my habit of being somewhat liberal with the truth reared its ugly head and for that I apologise profusely. So to clear some things up for anyone who may have believed otherwise, I am not 27 and am actually a mere 19, I have not been doing EYP since 1998 and have never been an international session president. I did not first retire from EYP in 2005 and this is not a ‘comeback’. But most importantly of all I am not a member of UK government. So to anyone who I am may have deceived all I can say is, ‘you’ve been punk’d.’