Dear all,
Can you remember the first day of GA? (of course you can!)
Everyone was sitting in this amazing room in the European Parliament, all dressed up and so exited and nervous that you were almost shaking. No one knew what to expect and how things would turn out. But luckily the ice was broken by NUDE, our dear Committee on Nuclear Destruction. Since almost everyone voted in favour of there resolution, we think you would like to reread it, so you can start preparing your fight against the mermaids!
Motion for a resolution by: NUDE – Committee on Nuclear Destruction
The European Parliament, 05-03-2009
Can you remember the first day of GA? (of course you can!)
Everyone was sitting in this amazing room in the European Parliament, all dressed up and so exited and nervous that you were almost shaking. No one knew what to expect and how things would turn out. But luckily the ice was broken by NUDE, our dear Committee on Nuclear Destruction. Since almost everyone voted in favour of there resolution, we think you would like to reread it, so you can start preparing your fight against the mermaids!
Motion for a resolution by: NUDE – Committee on Nuclear Destruction
The European Parliament, 05-03-2009
Submitted by: The Organisers team
“In the face of global warming, the earth will be covered by water!
What should be done for the human race to survive?”
The European parliament,
A. Keeping in mind that global warming has been proven.
B. Being aware of the great success of Little Mermaid and Nemo in living in Open Ocean.
C. Considering the past conflicts between mermaids and humans
1. Recommends the wiping out of the mermaid race through chemical warfare.
2. Recommends dying the see into rainbow colours to make living there more pleasant
3. Urges on compulsory lessons in scuba diving.
4. Asks for the distribution of pitch forks to arm the people against sharks, mermaids and squids.
Get this battle started!
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